You Demanding Little Snot..

Here, these are my (un)reasonable demands. GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!!

A 100,000 acre Big Cat Reserve in Northern Michigan
I like Northern Michigan. It’s one of the most beautiful places in the world, especially come fall. And I want to be able to breed the “Liger”.

12 Ferraris in different shades of Brown and Orange
Is there any way to make a Ferrari ugly? I plan to find out.

The Head of the guy in the ShamWow commercials
Because seriously, dude. You need to quit that. ASAP.

Istanbul
I want to change the name to “Constantinople”, just to piss off the people who finally got used to calling it “Istanbul”.

A Husband who can breastfeed for me at 2 AM
Ahh, to dream.